Lust at First Sight

Ask me anything   Current Obsessions: hair, sewing, fitness, animals

its all fun and games until a banana breaks off in your throat and you choke to death

its all fun and games until a banana breaks off in your throat and you choke to death

(Source: lifewithhunks, via onlylolgifs)

— 2 weeks ago with 10828 notes

I could make a blog with all the fails on this dating website that I’m a part of…. Like…… they can’t be serious

— 2 weeks ago
#online dating 
aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

ha

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

ha

(Source: liveleak.com, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 month ago with 547860 notes

Oops. Forgot I can’t go on tumblr at night x_x

— 1 month ago

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

(via sydneythesignificant)

— 3 months ago with 331963 notes
luanlegacy:

jaidefinichon:

never forget

its like his body just forgot how to function..

i don’t normally reblog things with so many notes but this made me laugh like 9 times lol

luanlegacy:

jaidefinichon:

never forget

its like his body just forgot how to function..

i don’t normally reblog things with so many notes but this made me laugh like 9 times lol

(Source: darkkagehd, via thewhole-shebang)

— 3 months ago with 117344 notes

My body image is so messed up. I used to only like my body without clothes on. and now i only like it from the side. Maybe I should stop looking at myself so much. -___-

In other news I joined a gym and its the best decision I’ve ever made lol. Even though I have all the equipment I need at home, actually paying money to go somewhere forces me to actually work out. And the boys. -insert drool emoji here-

— 3 months ago
#fitness 

Don’t wanna be single. Don’t wanna be in a relationship.

— 3 months ago
#I'm confused 

raffe242:

dettolmami:

unmoveablebeast:

dettolmami found you

Lmao deadass

Lmfao Black Cindy is a legend 😂😂
ebon-yoyo

(Source: orangeis)

— 3 months ago with 204995 notes

phobias:

it’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally 

(via killathegawd)

— 3 months ago with 2891 notes